mixie/shake

she/her or xe/xem
this carrd works better on mobile

im a strange girl who likes strange things.

  • cis girl

  • april 15

  • minor

  • white american

  • sapphic bi + polyam

  • subgenius

  • leftist

  • blm/acab

i am autistic so i can be pretty slow. please only use the tone indicators /j, /srs, /lh, and /nbh with me.

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW/INTERACT

  • i am a minor

  • i likely wont interact with you much beyond likes/rts if you’re under 15

  • i cuss often

  • i occasionally get super paranoid and i am very emotionally unstable

  • i do not experience psychosis, but i am master shake (athf) and i don't like being separated from myself.

  • do not call me queer

  • i block very liberally

  • i have a poor memory so please tell me if you need something tagged

  • please dm me if i mess up or interacted with something bad!

DO NOT FOLLOW/INTERACT

  • nsfw/kink/fetish/🔞 account

  • proship/comship/lolisho/whatever you freaks call yourselves

  • regularly post about they might be giants

  • dream/mcyt stan (unless we’re arguing)

  • master shake kins (fictives ok)

  • against mc chris/chris ward (that’s literally my fp fuck off if you have a problem with him)

  • really if youre just annoying or weird or bigoted

special interests and hyperfixations are marked with ♥️. i am critical of all my interests.

SHOWS

  • aqua teen hunger force

  • space ghost coast to coast

  • harvey birdman: attorney at law

  • the venture bros

  • sealab 2021 (matt thompson can go to hell) ♥️

  • the brak show

  • jojo’s bizarre adventure

  • hunter x hunter

  • teenage euthanasia

  • squidbillies ♥️

  • smiling friends ♥️

MUSIC

  • mc chris ♥️♥️♥️

  • oingo boingo

  • ayesha erotica

  • mr. bungle

  • frank sidebottom

  • MF DOOM

  • nero’s day at disneyland

  • 80s rock, hyperpop, and glitch music in general

NON FANDOM SPECIFIC

  • art ♥️

  • media analysis ♥️

  • record collecting ♥️

  • dvd collecting

  • parody religions

  • obscure movies

  • cyberbullying ♥️ /j

SQUICKS

these aren't triggers but i’d rather not see them (mostly because they're annoying as shit lol). mutuals may ask for my triggers. my catchall is "mixie don(')t look" or mdl.

  • dog death/abuse

  • master shake being shipped with anyone except frylock (self shippers are okay)

  • hannibal (nbc show)

  • sexualization of famous older men (david byrne, danny elfman, etc)

  • irl shipping

i don’t stream but my twitch is missmixie. dm me for my discord!

days since this boy became my cc

    please show me things related to these when i'm upset.

    • squeezit henderson (forbidden zone)

    • marge simpson (the simpsons)

    • derpina (rage comics)

    • brak (the brak show)

    • spamton (deltarune)

    • glep (smiling friends)

    • riley freeman (the boondocks)

    • all kins and f/os

    KIN
    doubles are okay for everyone except shake (unless low kin)! i don't take kinning too seriously

    • MASTER SHAKE (ATHF) (me irl, DO NOT SEPARATE ME FROM MYSELF)

    • komugi (hxh)

    • rusty cuyler (squidbillies)

    • spigot (jerkcity/bonequest)

    • annie (teenage euthanasia)

    • rusty venture (venture bros, child version only)

    • sally (tnbc)

    • pee-wee herman

    • frank sidebottom

    • serval

    • pallas cat/manul

    F/OS
    funny little guys that i keep in a nice display case. if we share f/o's ily.

    • HESH HEPPLEWHITE (SEALAB)

    • FRYLOCK (ATHF)

    • ZORAK (SPACE GHOST)

    • stormy waters (sealab)

    • jodene sparks (sealab)

    • peanut (harvey birdman)

    • shizuku murasaki (hxh)

    • meleoron (hxh)

    • hermès costello (jojo)

    • dean venture (venture bros)

    • charlie dompler (smiling friends)

    • coach mcguirk (home movies)

    • phil ken sebben (harvey birdman)

    as you read in the earlier section, mc chris is my favorite person (fp). in other words, i am very emotionally dependant on him and he is the one person who can make or break my day, week, or even whole month. i understand that our age difference may make some people uncomfortable, but please understand the following:

    • I AM NOT IN ANY DANGER. he has never acted inappropriately towards me and has stated that he wants me to be safe. we only interact in public spaces with others present.

    • i regularly speak to a therapist about how to maintain a healthy relationship with my fp.

    • he does not know that he is my fp. i am currently withholding this info from him to avoid making him uncomfortable.

    • all thoughts and feelings i have for him are one-sided.

    • any description of our relationship that doesn't come from either of us is most likely false.